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‘Trump has been very busy golfing’: Mike Johnson struggles to speak as he’s left unattended to cover up Sleepy Don’s mishaps

By Mar 26th
‘Devoid of any human emotion’: Trump reveals Rep. Neal Dunn’s terminal diagnosis, leaving Mike Johnson visibly uneasy

By Mar 17th
‘We’re not at war right now:’ The United States Bombs an Iranian Warship on International Waters

By Mar 5th
‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Jan 9th
Mike Johnson awkwardly speed-walks away after refusing to address Trump’s Rob Reiner post

By Dec 17th
Mike Johnson can’t explain why anyone should vote for Trump — his best argument is that the man doesn’t sleep

By Dec 17th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Dec 16th
Chef’s kiss! Marjorie Taylor Greene just refuted Mike Johnson’s women’s ‘champion’ image in front of everyone

By Dec 10th
‘That’s manipulation’: Mike Johnson swears in Matt Van Epps within 48 hours of election, whereas he took 50 days for Adelita Grijalva

By Dec 5th
Mike Johnson has nothing to say about Pete Hegseth’s ‘war crimes’, as he was ‘pretty busy’ covering the evidence up

By Dec 3rd
Mike Johnson is out here defending Trump’s calls for death and violence, brushing it off as a ‘factual statement’

By Nov 24th
‘Oldest excuse in the book’: Speaker Mike Jonson warns of ‘National security concerns’ if the Epstein Files are released unredacted

By Nov 20th
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Nov 20th
‘She DID NOT hold back’: Adelita Grijalva torches Mike Johnson moments after he’s sworn in, accusing him of abusing power

By Nov 13th
‘Endless wishful thinking’: 2 months left for ACA premium credits, and Mike Johnson is still boasting about having ‘notebooks full of ideas’

By Nov 12th
’Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand’: Adelita Grijalva says that by not swearing her in, Mike Johnson has ‘highlighted how corrupt this administration is’

By Nov 6th
‘I don’t know anything about it’: Mike Johnson uses deflection yet again, says he knows nothing about Trump pardoning money laundering crypto billionaire friend

By Nov 4th
‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Nov 4th
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Oct 31st