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‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 4th
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Kopal Oct 31st
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘Positively clueless, and essentially useless’: Mike Johnson has a habit of not knowing anything about stuff that really matters, and it does not go unnoticed

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 27th
‘Get a grip man’: Mike Johnson claims Rep. Grijalva is making TikTok videos instead of working, forgets that he hasn’t sworn her in yet

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 23rd
Mike Johnson thinks the Trump sharing a video of him defecating on ‘No Kings’ protesters is ‘effective’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 22nd
Mike Johnson calls ‘No Kings’ protestors ‘pro-Hamas’, and ‘Antifa’. People call it an assault on First Amendment

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 18th
‘GROK can do it in 30 seconds’: Mike Johnson launches yet another excuse for not releasing the Epstein Files

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 17th
‘Sounds really serious to me’: Speaker Mike Johnson dubbed assault allegations against GOP member as not ‘serious’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 16th
‘Wants to be a dictator:’ Americans rip Mike Johnson apart for suggesting Trump’s name for Nobel Peace Prize

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 16th
‘Not going to allow you’: Bernie Sanders takes aim at Mike Johnson over ‘Hate America’ remark

By Kopal Oct 16th
‘Waiting for their parents permission’: Wait, does Speaker Mike Johnson need to seek consent of the President before speaking

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 14th
‘Trump Toadie’: Mike Johnson boldly lies about fixing healthcare while doing absolutely nothing

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 14th
‘Any day this week’: Grab the popcorn, Hakeem Jeffries just called out Speaker Mike Johnson for a live debate

By Kopal Oct 7th
‘They’d impeach him’: Mike Johnson is clearly losing sleep over Democrats winning back the House

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 2nd
‘274 FBI agents’: Mike Johnson lectures on the rule of law, but retreats the moment Jake Tapper mentions Jan 6

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 29th
Al Green censure: What does ‘censure’ mean in Congress, and is there a devastating consequence?

By Nahila Bonfiglio Mar 7th
‘I think there should be conditions on that aid’: Mike Johnson wants ‘conditions’ on California’s disaster aid amid wildfires

By Rachel Ulatowski Jan 14th
‘Did Trump demand that you write landslide?’: Mike Johnson roasted for claiming Donald Trump won by a ‘landslide’

By Rachel Ulatowski Jan 7th