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‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Oct 30th
‘Positively clueless, and essentially useless’: Mike Johnson has a habit of not knowing anything about stuff that really matters, and it does not go unnoticed

By Oct 27th
‘Get a grip man’: Mike Johnson claims Rep. Grijalva is making TikTok videos instead of working, forgets that he hasn’t sworn her in yet

By Oct 23rd
Mike Johnson thinks the Trump sharing a video of him defecating on ‘No Kings’ protesters is ‘effective’

By Oct 22nd
Mike Johnson calls ‘No Kings’ protestors ‘pro-Hamas’, and ‘Antifa’. People call it an assault on First Amendment

By Oct 18th
‘GROK can do it in 30 seconds’: Mike Johnson launches yet another excuse for not releasing the Epstein Files

By Oct 17th
‘Sounds really serious to me’: Speaker Mike Johnson dubbed assault allegations against GOP member as not ‘serious’

By Oct 16th
‘Wants to be a dictator:’ Americans rip Mike Johnson apart for suggesting Trump’s name for Nobel Peace Prize

By Oct 16th
‘Not going to allow you’: Bernie Sanders takes aim at Mike Johnson over ‘Hate America’ remark

By Oct 16th
‘Waiting for their parents permission’: Wait, does Speaker Mike Johnson need to seek consent of the President before speaking

By Oct 14th
‘Trump Toadie’: Mike Johnson boldly lies about fixing healthcare while doing absolutely nothing

By Oct 14th
‘Any day this week’: Grab the popcorn, Hakeem Jeffries just called out Speaker Mike Johnson for a live debate

By Oct 7th
‘They’d impeach him’: Mike Johnson is clearly losing sleep over Democrats winning back the House

By Oct 2nd
‘274 FBI agents’: Mike Johnson lectures on the rule of law, but retreats the moment Jake Tapper mentions Jan 6

By Sep 29th
Al Green censure: What does ‘censure’ mean in Congress, and is there a devastating consequence?

By Mar 7th
‘I think there should be conditions on that aid’: Mike Johnson wants ‘conditions’ on California’s disaster aid amid wildfires

By Jan 14th
‘Did Trump demand that you write landslide?’: Mike Johnson roasted for claiming Donald Trump won by a ‘landslide’

By Jan 7th
‘It’s going to be miserable’: A former Republican representative predicts Congress’s future under GOP rule

By Jan 2nd
‘The most savage thing he’s ever said’: The House Speaker just launched a cruel attack on trans rights

By Nov 21st
Mike Johnson Had the Most Bizarre ‘Small Talk’ Question for Kamala Harris

By Mar 8th