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Mars Is Ditching Two Classic M&M Colors to Satisfy MAHA Health Mandates, While a Hidden Ingredient Wrecks the Factory Pipes

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 22nd
RFK Jr. sidelined as Trump installs third Surgeon General in two years, this time a critic who mocked his Tylenol warnings

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
RFK Jr. just launched a crusade to pull antidepressants from millions, ignoring the doctors screaming about a gaping hole in his plan

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
‘Physical fitness is everything’ says Trump while replacing Michelle Obama’s inclusive student health program with outdated Presidential Fitness Test

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
‘Kids don’t need to eat lunch’: Trump pauses $1 billion in funding for school lunches, food banks

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 12th
‘Y’all called it socialism’: The internet calls out Republicans’ hypocrisy over American healthcare

By Vanessa Esguerra Dec 6th