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Kristi Noem files for divorce from husband after thirty-four years, and his controversial past may have played a part

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 1st
‘Immediate removal’: Pete Hegseth’s reign faces collapse as an Arizona Senator takes steps to impeach him

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 16th
Kristi Noem allegedly ‘blindsided’ by reports of her husband crossdressing and now asks for ‘privacy’ and ‘prayers’

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 2nd
Kristi Noem’s Husband’s Other Life Has Surfaced Online

By Teresia Gray Apr 1st
‘This isn’t a war, it’s a situationship’: SNL Roasts The Labels Around the Iran War

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 9th
Gavin Newsom reveals the real reason Kristi Noem’s firing isn’t enough

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 8th
Kristi Noem is out, and Hakeem Jeffries has a few choice words to add

By Teresia Gray Mar 6th
‘She still have a job?’: Kristi Noem walks right into her own trap as Rep. Ted Lieu grills her over a detained toddler

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 5th
Kristi Noem’s DHS secretly flies a deportation flight to NH, leaving detainees stranded on the tarmac for 12+ hours in a blizzard

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 27th
‘This is voter suppression’: Kristi Noem says the quiet part aloud

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 16th
Kristi Noem’s latest video flops spectacularly as backlash erupts — and people are wondering if ICE training involves acting lessons now

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 4th
Karoline Leavitt just threw Stephen Miller under the bus for calling Alex Pretti a ‘domestic terrorist’ — and she didn’t even flinch

By Kopal Jan 27th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Rep. Robin Kelly announces impeachment efforts against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for ‘violating’ the Constitution

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 15th
‘Genius sequence’: CNN’s Jake Tapper clocks Kristi Noem live, leaving her almost speechless

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 14th
Shameless Kristi Noem is dubbing the recent Minnesota incident as an ‘act of domestic terrorism’ and shifting blame away from ICE

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 14th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Kopal Dec 18th
Kristi Noem just got called out for lying about military veterans, and the internet is rejoicing

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 17th
People on the internet have a lot to say about Kristi Noem allegedly getting fired by Trump, and they are all hilarious

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 10th
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Kopal Dec 3rd