In what may be an early April Fool's gag comes the ultimate bacon-related purchase: The bacon coffin
. Sadly not made from actual bacon, this painted 18-gauge steel coffin comes from J&D's
-- the makers of baconaise, bacon salt, and the legendary BaconAir
. According to the founders of the company, which apparently consider themselves "Bacontrepreneurs," this is the perfect item for someone who loves bacon to death.