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Stephen Miller slinks away in shame as his latest disaster spectacularly blows up in his face

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 7th
‘If this is civilization, I’ll take the jungle’: People fume over US Department of Homeland Security’s social media policing concerns

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 17th
Rep. Robin Kelly announces impeachment efforts against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for ‘violating’ the Constitution

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 15th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Kopal Dec 18th
Now’s Your Chance To Stop Homeland Security From Price-Gouging International Touring Bands

By Kirsten Carey Feb 24th
Homeland Security Encourages Americans To Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse (Because of Reasons)

By Jill Pantozzi Sep 8th
Tweeting About Partying and Quoting Family Guy Gets U.K. Tourist Jailed, Deported

By Max Eddy Jan 30th