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Real life villain, Greg Abbott, compares himself to Marvel hero because everything sucks

By Nov 1st
‘Dilbert’s Scott Adams: Women Don’t Get the ‘Civil War’ That Men Are ‘Already’ Fighting

By Jan 26th
Uhhh, Does Texas Governor Greg Abbott Know We Can Hear Him?

By Jan 13th
Judge Says Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Can’t Deliberately Drown Migrants in the Rio Grande

By Sep 8th
Greg Abbott’s Water Break Ban Is Fatal for Texas Workers

By Jun 24th