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Red Bull Being Blackmailed By Extortionists Threatening To Contaminate Cans With Feces

By Ian ChantMar 15th
Study Suggests Energy Drinks Are Good for the Heart

By James PlafkeAug 27th
Starbucks Gets Into Energy Drink Game With New Drink “Refreshers”

By James PlafkeMar 22nd
Facedrink, the Social Energy Drink

By James PlafkeNov 2nd
Today in Trends: Beer Popsicles Made with Samurai Swords

By Robert QuigleyAug 11th