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‘Alanis definitely changed the formula’: Ozarks woman takes a sip of Peach Alani. Then she buys the same can—but it has a different taste

By Nov 4th
‘The rumors about them are true’: Woman tries Alani Witch’s Brew for the first time. Then it lands her in the ER

By Oct 3rd
Oh Great, It’s the Cocaine-Chic Alternative to Energy Drinks No One Needed

By Nov 22nd
Red Bull Being Blackmailed By Extortionists Threatening To Contaminate Cans With Feces

By Mar 15th
Study Suggests Energy Drinks Are Good for the Heart

By Aug 27th
Starbucks Gets Into Energy Drink Game With New Drink “Refreshers”

By Mar 22nd
Facedrink, the Social Energy Drink

By Nov 2nd
Today in Trends: Beer Popsicles Made with Samurai Swords

By Aug 11th