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ICE Just Dropped $25 Million on Iris Scanners and the Way They’re Using Them Is Already Haunting Immigrants in Chicago

By Terrina Jairaj May 28th
NYC mayor calls ICE ‘cruel and inhumane’ after agents drag a Nigerian immigrant accused of assault out of a Brooklyn hospital

By Terrina Jairaj May 5th
Oops, Donald Trump’s top terror official got busted on a sugar daddy site and is now under investigation

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Trump’s chilling ‘fertile territory for ICE’ claim unleashes a new airport nightmare, but the untold agenda behind it is even more shocking

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 24th
Homeland Security claims an ICE officer fired ‘defensive shots’ to protect himself and his co-workers, but this video tells a different story

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 9th
‘Idiot’ is the word of choice for Donald Trump, according to his former DHS Chief of Staff in a scathing critique

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 15th
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Kopal Dec 1st
A Trump stan is now raging at DHS after getting a taste of how the machine really works

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 25th
‘We will not comply’: DHS says no to Newsom’s mask ban because accountability isn’t really their thing

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 23rd
‘You were ALL IN!’: MAGA Congresswoman slammed online for begging Homeland Security to protect Cubans and asylees

By Vanessa Esguerra Jan 28th
I’m Afraid They’ll Treat Ms. Marvel as They Did Spider-Man as She Moves to the Greater MCU

By Alyssa Shotwell Aug 29th
Kirstjen “Put Kids in Cages” Nielsen Has Left the Trump Administration. She Will Not Be Missed.

By Vivian Kane Apr 8th
Afghanistan’s All-Girl Robotics Team Will Get to Attend Their Competition After All

By Marykate Jasper Jul 15th
Bus Rides More Uncomfortable Than Ever Thanks to Government Surveillance Devices

By Steven Romano Dec 11th
U.S. Official in Charge of Cybersecurity Doesn’t Use Email, Must Forward Amusing Photos by Fax

By Rollin Bishop Oct 1st
Homeland Security’s Long, Long List of Social Media Watch Words

By Eric Limer Feb 29th
Researchers Find Hacking Open Prison Cells Troublingly Easy

By Eric Limer Nov 7th
U.S. Government Accidentally Shuts Down 84,000 Websites

By James Plafke Feb 16th
ATDHE.net, Popular Streaming Sports Site, Shut Down by Homeland Security

By Robert Quigley Feb 2nd
Ink and Toner Cartridge Ban Hits the TSA

By Robert Quigley Nov 9th