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‘Cringe AF’: Elon Musk’s CPAC stunt is torn apart by the internet

By Feb 23rd
CPAC Speaker Called for the Trans Community To Be ‘Eradicated,’ Is Now Splitting Hairs Over What Constitutes ‘Genocide’

By Mar 6th
This CPAC Performance Art Is the Most Bananas Thing You’ll See Today

By Aug 5th
Republicans Ban Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie From CPAC—As If They Would Have Gone

By Nov 18th
You Can Tell CPAC Is Happening Because “Horrifying” Is Trending Online

By Jul 12th
Donald Trump’s CPAC 2021 Appearance Was Exactly the Lying Nonsense You’d Expect

By Mar 1st
The CPAC Stage Design Is Literally a Nazi Symbol Because Republicans Are Not Even Trying To Hide It Anymore

By Feb 27th
CPAC Displays Ridiculous Golden Trump Statue Because None of These People Have an Ounce of Self-Awareness

By Feb 26th
After Pointing Out Republican Hypocrisy Around Sexual Abuse, CPAC Speaker Was Escorted Out By Security Guards For Her Own Protection

By Feb 25th