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‘Fashion is political’: How style trends ‘predicted’ Trump’s re-election

By Nov 17th
‘Keep Americans stupid!: The internet is clowning on MAGAs for wanting to defund NPR

By Nov 12th
‘Call the police. Immediately’: TikToker issues PSA for women targeted by MAGA’s disgusting new trend

By Nov 8th
‘The Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels’: MAGA somehow managed to politicize a squirrel’s death

By Nov 4th
‘Snoopy would hate this’: Snoopy fan account gets lambasted for going MAGA in beloved character’s name

By Oct 8th
Book Bans Are Having the Opposite Effect of What Conservatives Want

By Apr 23rd
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Nobody Believes Scott Greer Actually Has an IQ of 187

By Jan 29th
Anti-Trans Movie Director Thinks Buying Gifts for Your Wife Is ‘Gay.’ This Is Not Surprising.

By Jan 19th
Conservatives Are Upset at King Arthur Flour, and the Reason Is as Silly as You’d Expect

By Jan 18th
Turns Out a ‘Conservative Bluey Rip-Off’ Is Just as Bad as You’d Think

By Dec 20th
Violent Clashes in Dublin Highlight Rising Right-Wing Ideology in Europe

By Nov 26th
Rick Santorum Thinks Abortion and Marijuana are ‘Sexy’ Topics

By Nov 9th
The Guy Behind Dismantling Affirmative Action Is Now Coming After VC Grants for Black Women

By Oct 7th
Serial Book Banner Demonstrates How 11 People Accounted for 60% of All U.S. Book Challenges

By Sep 29th
Sure, Boycott Dove and Unilever, but Not Over Zyahna Bryant

By Sep 25th
The ‘Conservative Quiet Code’ Is Not the Secret They Think It Is

By Sep 25th
The Entire Internet Came Together To Roast David Brooks Whining About Airport Food Costs

By Sep 22nd
Conservatives in WA Force Vote To Dissolve Local Library Over LGBTQ Books

By Aug 18th
Conservatives Are Losing Their Minds Over ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ Photos

By Jul 14th
Charlie Kirk Has Moral Panicked Himself Into Being Suspicious of His Own Condiments

By Jun 13th