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Fox News Viewers Were Paid to Switch to CNN for a Month & the Effect Is Encouraging

By Vivian KaneApr 12th
CNN Has Fired Chris Cuomo, “Effective Immediately”

By Vivian KaneDec 6th
New Documents Show CNN’s Chris Cuomo Acted as His Brother’s Strategist & Spy in the Face of Abuse, Harassment Allegations

By Vivian KaneNov 30th
Yes, 12 Gallons of Milk Is a LOT, but Let’s Talk About What’s Contributing to Inflation

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 8th
CNN Fires 3 Unvaxxed Employees, Inexplicably Keeps Jeffrey Toobin on Payroll

By Chelsea SteinerAug 6th
Michael Flynn’s Family Says Video of Them Chanting QAnon Slogan Was Just, Uh, a Coincidence

By Vivian KaneJul 8th
CNN’s Brianna Keilar Takes Down Tucker Carlson: “He Is White Rage”

By Chelsea SteinerJun 26th
Jeffrey Toobin Back at CNN Less Than a Year After Exposing Himself To Colleagues on Zoom

By Vivian KaneJun 11th
Rick Santorum Doubles Down on Racist Native American Comments After CNN Firing

By Lyra HaleMay 25th
Finally! CNN Fires Rick Santorum After His Racist Comments About Native Americans

By Chelsea SteinerMay 22nd
CNN Is Going To Get Rid of Rick Santorum, Right?

By Vivian KaneMay 5th
Remembering That Time Jon Stewart Owned Tucker Carlson So Hard His Show Got Canceled

By Vivian KaneMay 5th
On Her Way Out, CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Calls Out the Male-Dominated Network’s Gender Imbalance

By Vivian KaneApr 8th
Kayleigh McEnany Responds To Accusation of Lying “the Way Most People Breathe” by Going on Fox News & Lying a Bunch

By Vivian KaneDec 29th
We’ve Reached Hot News Anchor Fancam Levels of Election Coverage Obsession

By Rachel LeishmanNov 6th
Things We Saw Today: CNN’s Poppy Harlow Shuts Down Trump Official’s Attacks on the Press

By Jessica MasonSep 28th
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Donald Trump’s RNC Speech in One Incredible Fact-Checking Lightning Round

By Vivian KaneAug 28th
The On-Air Arrest of CNN’s Omar Jimenez Shows Racism & Censorship in Real Time

By Vivian KaneMay 29th
Actually, Greta Thunberg Makes Total Sense on CNN’s Coronavirus Panel

By Vivian KaneMay 15th
CNN’s Don Lemon Couldn’t Hold Back on Donald Trump’s Long-Standing Obsession With Barack Obama Anymore

By Vivian KaneMay 4th