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Two Fishermen Survived Five Days In The Pacific By Clinging To A Fishing Cooler

By Sky Blanton Aug 24th
Trump Slams Fox News’ Shannon Bream As Beyond Redemption After She Pressed His Attorney General on a Court-Ordered Construction Freeze

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 17th
GOP Heavyweights Turn On Max Miller As Graphic Abuse Allegations Threaten To Sink a Critical House Seat

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 4th
FIFA World Cup Hero Ferran Torres Is Scrambling To Explain His MAGA Hat Stunt, but His Excuse Is Only Making Things Worse

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 4th
Kaitlan Collins Laughs Off Trump’s Latest Personal Attacks. She Says the Real Story Isn’t the Insults but What Happened While He Was Speaking

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 31st
Rosie O’Donnell calls out Trump’s bizarre AI video, insisting the president is trapped in a decades-long fixation

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 11th
White House Lashes Out at Jim Acosta After He Debunked Trump’s Pool Vandalism Claims at the Lincoln Memorial

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 26th
‘So emotionally unintelligent’: Trump Aims at CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, but Her Response is Taking the Internet by Storm

By Sanchari Ghosh Jun 8th
‘Be Quiet’: Trump Goes After CNN’s Kaitlan Collins Again, Demanding She Smile More While He Dodges Questions About a $1.8 Billion Fund

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 5th
Trump’s ‘Ice Maiden’ enforcer Susie Wiles finally steps into the light and her first X post is pure damage control

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Seth Moulton just called Trump’s war secretary a Nazi war criminal and invoked a chilling WWII precedent

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Media houses slam Israel’s ‘no journalists allowed’ policy in Gaza as a cover-up and the death toll of reporters tells a chilling story

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump is mad that news outlets he constantly insults are not praising him for a war he started

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 19th
‘Stop the insanity:’ Marjorie Taylor Greene pleads with Trump administration to stop the war

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 15th
‘Checkmate’: JD Vance gets caught in a classic ‘it’s okay for me, but not for thee’ moment on national TV

By Kopal Jan 28th
A CNN journalist digs through a 100-page Epstein document, and surprise — it’s as grim and twisted as you feared

By Kopal Dec 21st
Trump slams ‘illegal’ MSNBC, CNN in self-victimizing rant

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 17th
Trump staffer shared fashion influencer content from her government office while thousands were getting fired

By Margarida Bastos Mar 15th
‘Calling someone else a ‘sleazebag?’: Trump’s hypocrisy is called out after attacking a CNN news correspondent

By Laura Pollacco Jan 29th
‘Too many white men’: A MAGA CNN commentator blames DEI for California wildfires

By Olivia Rolls Jan 9th