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A Miami Preschool Teacher Thought It Would Be a Good Idea ‘Celebrate’ Black History Month by Putting Kids in Blackface

By Cammy PedrojaFeb 16th
Congrats To This CNN Commentator for Having the Most Unnecessary Take Possible on Biden’s Marijuana Reform Announcement

By Vivian KaneOct 7th
Britain Was Not the First Country to Abolish Chattel Slavery No Matter How Many Times Royal Defenders Say It

By Alyssa ShotwellSep 20th
CNN’s New President Made His First Hire: A Top NYPD Cop Best Known for Denying Post-9/11 Racist Practices

By Vivian KaneSep 6th
New Head of DC Films Allegedly Required to Report Directly to Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav

By Alyssa ShotwellSep 6th
CNN Is Truly Just Fox News Lite Now

By Vivian KaneSep 5th
What the Hell Is Going On at CNN?

By Vivian KaneAug 22nd
Republican Rep. Deletes Profoundly Embarrassing Tweet After Apparently Just Now Learning How Television Works

By Vivian KaneJun 17th
Fox News Viewers Were Paid to Switch to CNN for a Month & the Effect Is Encouraging

By Vivian KaneApr 12th
CNN Has Fired Chris Cuomo, “Effective Immediately”

By Vivian KaneDec 6th
New Documents Show CNN’s Chris Cuomo Acted as His Brother’s Strategist & Spy in the Face of Abuse, Harassment Allegations

By Vivian KaneNov 30th
Yes, 12 Gallons of Milk Is a LOT, but Let’s Talk About What’s Contributing to Inflation

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 8th
CNN Fires 3 Unvaxxed Employees, Inexplicably Keeps Jeffrey Toobin on Payroll

By Chelsea SteinerAug 6th
Michael Flynn’s Family Says Video of Them Chanting QAnon Slogan Was Just, Uh, a Coincidence

By Vivian KaneJul 8th
CNN’s Brianna Keilar Takes Down Tucker Carlson: “He Is White Rage”

By Chelsea SteinerJun 26th
Jeffrey Toobin Back at CNN Less Than a Year After Exposing Himself To Colleagues on Zoom

By Vivian KaneJun 11th
Rick Santorum Doubles Down on Racist Native American Comments After CNN Firing

By Lyra HaleMay 25th
Finally! CNN Fires Rick Santorum After His Racist Comments About Native Americans

By Chelsea SteinerMay 22nd
CNN Is Going To Get Rid of Rick Santorum, Right?

By Vivian KaneMay 5th
Remembering That Time Jon Stewart Owned Tucker Carlson So Hard His Show Got Canceled

By Vivian KaneMay 5th