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Latest Chipotle Stories
‘No way this is funny to him’: Florida Chipotle worker has customer make strange burrito request. Then she sees herself on TikTok
By
Rebekah Harding
Nov 12th
‘We’ve completely lost the plot’: Michigan Chipotle customer waits 10 minutes in line. Then a worker refuses to give her white rice
By
Rebekah Harding
Nov 4th
‘Cashier did me so dirty’: Chicago Chipotle customer tries to pay with $25 gift card. Then the worker tries to tell her there’s nothing on it
By
Braden Bjella
Oct 11th
‘I won’t even pop a pimple with my windows down’: New York man pulls into Chipotle. Then he sees what the people in the car next to him are doing—in broad daylight
By
Ljeonida Mulabazi
Oct 10th
‘$50 for two meals is crazy’: Long Island woman orders Chipotle catering that’s supposed to feed 5 people for meal prep. Then she sees what she got
By
Rebekah Harding
Sep 18th
Here are all the answers to the Chipotle IQ Test
By
Michael Dawson
Aug 22nd
Chipotle brings back its IQ test to award consumers with the most Chipotle knowledge
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Aug 20th
Working in Fast Food Shouldn’t Be Equivalent To Serving Jail Time
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Dec 7th
Don’t Blame Chipotle’s Extremely Minor Price Hike on Workers’ Still-Sub-Living Wages
By
Vivian Kane
Jun 10th
Chipotle Gets All Moody and Dark Again With New Short, Featuring a Backstreet Boys Cover
By
Jessica Lachenal
Jul 6th
Things We Saw Today: A Season 7 of
The Walking Dead
Is Walking This Way
By
Carolyn Cox
Oct 30th
So, Yeah, Chipotle Faked Their Twitter Hack as a Publicity Stunt, Have Earned Our Eternal Ire
By
Jonah Feldman
Jul 25th
Chipotle’s Twitter Account Hacked, Check Out the Screenshots [Updated]
By
Glen Tickle
Jul 21st