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Man Shows Up at a Carnival Cruise Port Without a Boarding Ticket. Then He Tries to Board the Ship Anyway: ‘We Are On. We Made It.’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 16th
Man goes on Carnival cruise. Then his wife catches him cheating mid-trip: ‘Happens more often than you think, trust me’

By Gisselle Hernandez Apr 6th
‘Nah I need the keys to the ship at that point’: Carnival Cruise passengers witness something traumatizing on board. So Carnival gives them free dessert

By Rachel Thomas Nov 24th
‘People gotta stop normalizing being scammed’: Carnival Cruise soda machine charges 27 cents per ounce. Then passenger fills a small cup with Sprite

By Stacy Fernandez Sep 30th
‘If the dog don’t smell anything why keep looking?’: Carnival Cruise customer says room was searched without ’cause.’ Can Carnival do ‘random searches?’

By Gisselle Hernandez Jul 25th
Everyone’s New Favorite Pokémon Is a Fabulous Samba Duck

By Madeline Carpou Nov 21st
Things We Saw Today: Danny & Lucy DeVito’s Hellish Animated Comedy

By Alyssa Shotwell Sep 9th
I Too Wish to Shake My Tailfeathers With Pavé the Peacock With This Animal Crossing: New Horizons Festivale Update

By Briana Lawrence Jan 28th
Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

By Jeff LaSala Mar 15th