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Man goes on Carnival cruise. Then his wife catches him cheating mid-trip: ‘Happens more often than you think, trust me’

By Apr 6th
‘Nah I need the keys to the ship at that point’: Carnival Cruise passengers witness something traumatizing on board. So Carnival gives them free dessert

By Nov 24th
‘People gotta stop normalizing being scammed’: Carnival Cruise soda machine charges 27 cents per ounce. Then passenger fills a small cup with Sprite

By Sep 30th
‘If the dog don’t smell anything why keep looking?’: Carnival Cruise customer says room was searched without ’cause.’ Can Carnival do ‘random searches?’

By Jul 25th
Everyone’s New Favorite Pokémon Is a Fabulous Samba Duck

By Nov 21st
Things We Saw Today: Danny & Lucy DeVito’s Hellish Animated Comedy

By Sep 9th
I Too Wish to Shake My Tailfeathers With Pavé the Peacock With This Animal Crossing: New Horizons Festivale Update

By Jan 28th
Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

By Mar 15th