Two Roads To Courage: A Suitcase Filled with Brass Knuckles and Whisky

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A gentleman by the name of Tyler Riewer is fortunate to have the best friends on the planet. As a birthday gift, they created a custom suitcse fitted to hold a set of brass knuckles and a bottle of Bulleit Bourbon. The custom case features the words “Life is a daring adventure, or nothing,” on the exterior along with the phrase “sack up.” Inside, presumably an indicator that the contents are meant to prepare one for said adventure is the legend, “two roads to courage.”

Frankly, I am in awe. Not only because of the choice of bourbon — harsh stuff, but good stuff — but the sheer precision and low-brow class of the entire affair. Sadly, this is not the kind of gift that can be bought. If you could buy it at a store, it just wouldn’t be the same. Congratulations to you, Mr. Riewer.

(Images and story via Laughing Squid, Tyler Riewer)


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