Thanks to a company called Lifestyle Perfumes, if you’ve ever wanted to smell like a Jedi Master, a Sith Lord or a Queen of Naboo you can check out their new Star Wars-inspired line of colognes and perfumes. The line, which so far consists of three unique scents, comes in bottles shaped like the handle of a lightsaber. I’m not a big wearer of personal scents, but I’m totally tempted to buy these for the aesthetics alone:
The colognes are called “Jedi” and “Empire”, while the perfume is named for the Queen herself, “Amidala”. “Empire” is described on the Lifestyle site as being a “sparkle of fruity notes from lime and apple” that includes “powerful chords of amber, patchouli and tonka-bean.” Meanwhile, “Jedi” is a “seductive blend of pink pepper” and “water lily” with “sensual notes of musk and sandalwood.” (I imagine that’s not very far off from what Qui-Gon Jinn must smell like.) “Amidala” has “elegant and sensual notes of vanilla, musk and patchouli” and “a fruity top note of apple and tangerine.” Yep. Sounds like our Amidala, alright.
Frankly, all of these sound pretty great to me but so far they’re only available in the UK–so I might just have to call in a favor with someone I know across the pond who’s willing to ship me a Star Wars-themed care package.
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