So many of us feel trapped right now amid coronavirus precautions, and that includes our very own Bucky Barnes, Sebastian Stan, coming to us from quarantine in his apartment—yelling about having to cook chicken despite hating cooking, just like the rest of us.
In the Muscle and Fitness podcast with Don Saladino and Zack Zeigler, Stan joined in to talk about his workout regimen now that he’s isolated in his home, but … really, it just seemed like he was glad to talk to people other than his imaginary friend.
Sebastian Stan has imaginary friends, tries to season chicken with mustard, and yells, “WHAT’S A SIX PACK MEAN ANYWAY NOBODY’S GONNA FUCKING SEE IT” without any preamble. Seems about right.
Honestly, the whole thing is just a mood. So many of us are currently going a little wild being stuck in our homes and the fact that people are continually disregarding the rules and going out to the beaches or parks because their bored is beyond frustrating. So maybe that’s why Twitter loved the fact that Stan went on a rant about those who clearly are not taking this seriously.
sebastian stan dragging evangeline lilly, vanessa hudgens and the entirety of miami KING SHITpic.twitter.com/EbR0irpRjc
— kanna ʬ⁸⁴ mina day! (@buckysblush) March 25, 2020
sebastian stan and his imaginary friend joseph in quarantine pic.twitter.com/wqKq9evcwq
— maria (@sebastianschris) March 25, 2020
The thought of Sebastian Stan being alone during quarantine is making me feel a lot of emotions
— ★ sami ★ (@ceoofbucky) March 26, 2020
||₦Ɇ₩ VłĐɆØ|| Sebastian Stan giving a message during quarantine. pic.twitter.com/SdTyjN1iMs
— Camila Evans Stan (@TellMeCamy) March 26, 2020
Sebastian Stan: *cook chicken breasts with mustard*
Anthony Mackie: *cry over the whiteness*
— sarah mackie’s turtleneck (@rocketownthearm) March 26, 2020
I’m quitting Sebastian Stan because this CRACKER seasons his chicken with Mustard…. I just- Romania.
— hulk thee stallion (@616bruce) March 26, 2020
sebastian stan talking about his quarantine playlist and dancing by himself in front of his neighbor (have I told you before how much I adore this man?) pic.twitter.com/Gx07n4wy0Y
— love, sarah (@KeptinOnZeBridg) March 25, 2020
sebastian stan learned to cook during quarantine guys mark it down in the history books pic.twitter.com/8xYBC4IBO3
— #buckybarnes (@robbieronans) March 25, 2020
Sebastian Stan making up imaginary ppl during quarantine really is the best thing to happen to me I love him pic.twitter.com/3PQRPUke1T
— hotgirllaw from a distance (@yutatsushiwitch) March 25, 2020
Attention all College students who went to Miami Beach for your spring break and not stay in quarantine Sebastian Stan thinks you’re a dumb fuck and you’re pissing him off so sit your ass at home pls and thank you
— Mary (@marvelousxoxo) March 25, 2020
Sebastian Stan quarantine recap:
-drinking tea and coffee
-eating bananas (POTASSIUM!!)
-NO EATING PASTA (CARBS!!)
-insulting the idiots going to the beach in Florida
-talking to Joseph
-cooking chicken breasts FOR THE FIRST TIME pic.twitter.com/E1aSsYytGO
— ✪ (@irydescentx) March 25, 2020
Hopefully, Sebastian Stan’s new friend (child?) Joseph puts down whatever it is that he was holding! (And hopefully we all get out soon, because if not, Sebastian Stan is probably going to write movies about his new imaginary family.)
(image: Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Audi)
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