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Giving A 3-Year-Old A Real, Functioning Portal Gun Is Maybe The Worst Plan [VIDEO]

Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible parent."

Portal physics is a tricky thing, one that test subjects need to master to complete the tasks set for them. But typically test subjects are not three years old, nor do they have negligent parental figures videotaping them. I bet this poor kid doesn’t even get cake after his ordeal.

As GLaDOS would say: “Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”

(via Break)

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