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Giving A 3-Year-Old A Real, Functioning Portal Gun Is Maybe The Worst Plan [VIDEO]

Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible parent."

Portal physics is a tricky thing, one that test subjects need to master to complete the tasks set for them. But typically test subjects are not three years old, nor do they have negligent parental figures videotaping them. I bet this poor kid doesn’t even get cake after his ordeal.

As GLaDOS would say: “Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.