Holiday Safety Tips From Aperture Laboratories

It is a gift!

Portal 2 pre-orders open on Valentines Day?  Oh, Valve… you shouldn’t have.

I mean, we’re all going to buy it through Steam, anyway, but it’s the thought that counts.

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