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Penelope Cruz’s Ad for Super Mario Bros. 2 Is Actually Pretty Cute

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I think I know what’s cramping your skills, Penelope: your posture. Work that out, and you’ll be back to the gaming supremacy that is the birthright of all older siblings everywhere.

Yes. All older siblings. Just… don’t ask me for proof of this universal rule in my personal experiences.

(via The Hollywood Reporter.)

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