So this is real.
You can get a slice of the Royal Wedding action because we’ve created a unique portrait of Prince William and Kate Middleton to celebrate their forthcoming marriage. We worked with a food artist to create our topping mosaic pizza. Kate’s veil is made from mushrooms and her dress from cheese, while William’s morning suit has been created out of salami and peppers!
Pricetag: £500. Perfect for the royal wedding viewing party you are sure to have on April 29th, because you are going to have a royal wedding viewing party on April 29th, right?
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