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Adorably Delicious: Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

What do we know about ninjas? The Barenaked Ladiesseminal research in the field has long since demonstrated that they are deadly, silent, and unspeakably violent. In fact, there is a nonzero chance that there is a ninja lurking behind me at this very moment, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike me down. And you know what? I’ve come to accept that fact.

But I just couldn’t help but smile when I first saw this amazing culinary concoction: ninjabread men! Yes, no longer will we need to suffer through the bland, nonthreatening poses of our grandmothers’ gingerbread cookies. Now the whole family can experience the thrill of being on the receiving end of a side kick to the face — all without even leaving Granny’s kitchen!

The Ninjabread Men cookie cutter set contains three different modes of death cutters, and will be available sometime next month for the low, low price of $7.99. At that price, how could you afford not to be perforated by throwing stars?

(via Geeks Are Sexy.)

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