Hosted by the clueless, good-natured Lenny Pepperbotton, who sounds kinda like Family Guy‘s Chris Griffin, nature show spoof Neature Walk may not give Bear Grylls a run for his money, or even impart the viewer with any insight or accurate knowledge about nature, but darnit, does it want to tell you that nature is neat.
Pepperbotton, in the video above:
Without a doubt, coming out into nature is one of the neatest things there is to do, but you also have to be careful. That’s why I always try to pack the heat — try to pack a gun. Just a little bit — pack some heat. Now this isn’t too — this isn’t much of a big boy, I don’t want to kill the animal, but I do want to warn it, and say “hey, I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance.” There’s bears out here, there’s mountain cougars, and biting goats.