Monday Cute/Terrifying: Puppies and Screaming Armadillos, Sadly Not In the Same Video

What, you don’t think this albino screaming hairy armadillo (an actual species, and not the name of a mid-80s punk band) is cute? Fine. Whatever. Try the vid behind the cut, of a puppy (the YouTube title says “dog,” but all dogs are just varying ages of puppy—it is known) not realizing that the glass door he wants to get through is already open. “PUNY HUMAN. CEASE YOUR BARRING OF MY—oh, thanks.”

(via Laughing Squid, Neatorama)

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