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Monday Cute: DM Doggo Is Best Doggo (Tied With All Doggos Ever, of Course)

They're all good doggos.

These are some good doggos.

I mean, they’re all good doggos, but I’m really feeling happy watching the doggos of @dndoggos play through some lovely Dungeons & Dragons scenarios on Twitter. Look at ’em. Those poor doggos just wanted some eternal pets and some lovely tennis balls, but they get gold instead! Aww, oh no, poor pupperses. And I mean, that dog is a pretty killer dungeon master, too. I mean it, like, I’m definitely the type of DM who really enjoys messing with her players when they pull up a critical fail at the worst possible time, but this? This seems harsh for a dog.

And I’ve got nothing but high praise for these out-of-the-box thinking good pals.

Next time you run into a scary enemy combatant in your Dungeons & Dragons game, just remember: nothing is scary if it can pet you! Just, you know, be sure to check and make sure that the enemy actually has hands, like this good doggo did. You don’t want to be pet by hooks, now.

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