Skyrim: The Greatest Teacher of All [Warning: Video Contains Adorable Little Bloodthirsty Girl]

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Protip: leave the volume down for the first thirty seconds of this video, and then turn it up so you can hear the little girl. She stops shouting about 25 seconds in.

To explain what is probably only readily apparent to those who have played a ton of RPGs. In this video, our hero doesn’t wish to leave a shop, and communicates this desire to the insistent shopkeeper by “swording” him with an axe. This precisely the point at which the city guards became involved. Today’s moral, spoken sagely by our hero, is:

“People don’t want to be sword’.”

(via I Heart Chaos.)


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