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Let’s All Celebrate Lena Headey’s Birthday With a Poetical Tribute to Drunk Cersei

Don't act surprised here.

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Happy birthday to our favorite drunk royal (and one of our favorite people, let’s be honest) Lena Headey. I could have let this occasion go by unremarked upon, disappearing into the sands of time for another year. Or. I could write a poem about Drunk Cersei, complete with gifs, as all poems should be. I think you know what I chose.

Home of kings and
Crying for the night for power,
   for glory,
   for a mother’s love,
   for a lover’s kiss.
Drunk Cersei.

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…or Drunk Cer…me?
Drunk CerWE gaze as those who would defy us,
the sycophants, the murderers, the
     l u s t
         f u l
                b a d g e r s*


         In our mind’s eye!
    in our blind eye!


ever watchful, ever waiting
All Alone but for the



and the whining whiners
may they Drunk Cerflee
      FROM ME!
Drunk Cersei.

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Drunk CerGEE!
We can all Drunk CerBe!

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On bended Drunk CerKnee


*Yeah, I know none of the major houses have badgers as their animal. I just wanted to use the phrase “lustful badgers.” So sue me.

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