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Let’s All Celebrate Lena Headey’s Birthday With a Poetical Tribute to Drunk Cersei

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Happy birthday to our favorite drunk royal (and one of our favorite people, let’s be honest) Lena Headey. I could have let this occasion go by unremarked upon, disappearing into the sands of time for another year. Or. I could write a poem about Drunk Cersei, complete with gifs, as all poems should be. I think you know what I chose.

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King’s!
     Landing
Home of kings and
       Queens.
Crying for the night for power,
   for glory,
   for a mother’s love,
   for a lover’s kiss.
Drunk Cersei.

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…or Drunk Cer…me?
Drunk CerWE gaze as those who would defy us,
the sycophants, the murderers, the
     l u s t
         f u l
                b a d g e r s*

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that we DRUNK CERSEE
         In our mind’s eye!
    in our blind eye!

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ever watchful, ever waiting
All Alone but for the

                      

wine…?

and the whining whiners
may they Drunk Cerflee
      FROM ME!
Drunk Cersei.

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Drunk CerGEE!
We can all Drunk CerBe!
                                    OURSELVES
                                                                                                            …..?!

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On bended Drunk CerKnee

forever…..

*Yeah, I know none of the major houses have badgers as their animal. I just wanted to use the phrase “lustful badgers.” So sue me.

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