If you’re headed for the border and it’s on your mind, and nothing really matters, but you’ve got to be on time, it’s entirely possible that a moonwalk or two would throw of your pursuers. Not adept at the moonwalk, though? The above video will make you a moonwalk master in no time and people will like the groove of your walk, which could possibly lead to fortune and fame, a life that’s so carefree.
Yes, I did what you think I just did. It was unavoidable.
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