Real Housewife Debuts Song Asking You to Google Her


Kim Zolciak, the ‘Real Housewife of Atlanta’ behind “Don’t Be Tardy for the Party,” is back with a new, marginally tech-related single, titled “Google Me.” (I am a little disappointed with myself for knowing what that sentence means.) The song does not shed much light on unrelated social networking layer Google Me, which Google has confirmed may arrive some time this fall; rather, listening to it may in fact necessitate earbleach.

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Sample lyrics: “I’m that chick all the guys want to get with / click them keys, Google me / Understand I’m in high demand / #1 search making that beat [?] crash / YouTube, Bravo, check my Tweets / 22 million followin’ me / G-O-O-G-L-E me, click them keys and Google me.”

(via BuzzFeed)


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