Blink and You’ll Miss Kacy Catanzaro’s Assassin’s Creed Unity Comic-Con Obstacle Course Run

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Time challenges will forever be the worst part of any Assassin’s Creed game—unless we were able to move as fast as American Ninja Warrior Kacy Catanzaro does in this new real-time SDCC footage from Gamespot, of course. Maybe that’s why Unity didn’t want to include playable female assassins in AC: Unity; they’re too hard to animate because they’re so much better at running around than the male characters are and the game would be over too quickly.

Worth noting?: the best time on the course before Kacy ran it? It was by Gamespot’s Anna Prosser. But yeah, women make terrible assassins. Boo us!

Previously in Mighty Kacy

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