Our First Look at Johnny Depp In Into the Woods Is Here, And It’s Ridiculous

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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Though perhaps it’s not too ridiculous, on the scale of Johnny Depp-ness. Still… I’m not sure what to make of this. It’s a goddamned fur zoot suit. If you need a palate cleanser, Entertainment Weekly‘s alternate covers—featuring Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, Emily Blunt, James Corden, and Mackenzie Mauzy—are behind the jump. We need to talk about Meryl’s hair(yl).

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See what I mean? It’s very Dynasty, and I’m kind of digging it.

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Actual Disney Prince Chris Pine.

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OK, I know the Baker and his wife are supposed to be the less-than-well-off ones who can’t afford fancy duds, but I want that dress.

(via: Cinema Blend)

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