Look, here is the easy way to put this: The world is a mess, and we all need a distraction, so that distraction is going to be tweets about how much we all love Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum—just two good dudes who love being around each other in extremely weird situations.
Part of our love comes from their dedication to their aesthetic. They couldn’t even stop posing for the 10-year Marvel picture, where everyone else is just sitting there, and then in the back corner, there’s Taika and Jeff, doing what they do.
Everyone in the Marvel class photo is standing/sitting like a normal human being, and then you’ve got Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum, each striking a goddamn POSE. pic.twitter.com/Ci0fOX9lAX
— Devan Coggan (@devancoggan) February 8, 2018
More often than not, we see them in extremely weird situations—like with bubbles, because why not?—and sometimes our lives are saved by a simple picture of the two together.
not to be dramatic but this picture Taika Waititi blowing bubbles at Jeff Goldblum saved my life pic.twitter.com/kaIV0tV1Nj
— harman. (@woIgang) November 9, 2017
Honestly, the world would be a better place if they were in love with each other and admitted it.
Idea: Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi become boyfriends
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 13, 2017
While we love Cary Fukunga, what if we let Taika take over Bond? Or what if they did it together? And also both played Bond?
Give BOND 25 to Taika Waititi. All the suits have pineapples on them now. Jeff Goldblum is Q. Taika voices a fancy car.
— Vinnie Mancuso (@VinnieMancuso1) August 21, 2018
Now, we all have our celebrity crushes for a reason. Whether we want to marry them or hang out with them, they’re there. And who wouldn’t want to play a board game with Taika?
do u have celebrity crushes that arent really crushes, they’re like just SPECIFIC INTENSE WANTS
like “oh taika waititi. GOD I WOULD KILL TO PLAY A WEIRD BOARD GAME WITH HIM”
“JEFF GOLDBLUM PLEASE COOK WITH ME”
“Neil Gaiman. Wow would I love to have a cup of tea with that man”
— Brianna Shrum (@BriannaShrum) August 28, 2018
Of course, my favorite moment between Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum was when we saw them just caressing each other.
This is it, the most beautiful image to ever exist. All images must now cease. pic.twitter.com/0LBQyMvWAz
— rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) April 25, 2018
But then again, maybe I just love Taika Waititi in pictures with my favorite boys, no matter who they may be.
This is it, the most beautiful image thread to ever exist. All image threads must now cease. pic.twitter.com/Jq9Sby5tYL
— rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) September 10, 2018
At the end of the day though, we just want to see more of them both, because sometimes, you just need some Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum in your lives.
sometimes all you need is Jeff Goldblum & Taika Waititi cuddling together rt to bless someones TL pic.twitter.com/WnHTu5i6oa
— Sabrina Ragnahoe ☀️ | ︽✵︽ (@WalkingFannibal) June 1, 2018
(image: Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney)
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