Finally: Iron Man 2 Cologne

Your suitcase may not be able to turn into armor, but now, there’s a new way to simultaneously say “I am a grown-up” and “I am mildly obsessed with comic book characters”: Iron Man 2 cologne.

Diesel is putting out a limited-run variant on their “Only The Brave” fragrance featuring a certain Arc Reactor-powered clenched fist and art from Marvel.

According to All The Rage, the scent, “Diesel Only The Brave: Iron Man Limited Edition,” will retail for $67.50, will be available for purchase in mid-April, and will contain “top notes of lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood.”

Previously, there existed a Marvel-licensed cologne called “The Invincible Iron Man” (right), which was packed in a Band-Aid like box, sold for $17, and was presumably bought only by cologne-wearing children.

(via Robot 6)