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How to Keep Kids off Drugs

German police confiscated thousands of orange ecstasy tablets shaped like Donald Trump’s head.

You might call this a Class A deterrent.

The party drug haul has a street value of $45,000, but in terms of ensuring no one wants to put that tablet into their mouth under any circumstances, they are truly priceless.

(via The Washington Post, h/t Vivian Kane, image: Polizeiinspektion Osnabrueck)

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