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Happy Hot Dog Man Makes Your Dinner a Weiner [Video]

This is insane. For $11, the Happy Hot Dog Man allows you to turn your hot dog into a little dancing man by way of strategically placed slices made by the contraption, which happens to come bundled with a “ketchup critter” and “mustard monster,” two toppers for ketchup and mustard bottles that make it look like muppets are vomiting condiments onto your food. A couple choice excerpts from the product page:

  • Take your family’s food from boring to scoring
  • Make your meal a weiner!

Did you know that if you have more than one Happy Hot Dog Man contraption, you have multiple Happy Hot Dog Men?

(Happy Hot Dog Man via Eater)

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