Goat Simulator Is Getting Goat Parkour in 1.1 Patch and Why Am I Not Playing It Right Now
This is the first time I've ever been jealous of people with PCs.
Let’s be real: if I owned Goat Simulator, I would never get anything done ever, so I should be thankful that the Mac port hasn’t been finished yet. That does little to soothe my jealousy of the PC players who are already enjoying the game, especially now that it’s getting a Tony Hawk-style parkour system, because of course it is.
The update will arrive in mid-May and will also bring local goat multiplayer, a new map, achievements, and give modders a whole lot of freedom, according to Polygon.
The 1.1 preview on the game’s Facebook page has the requisite, perfect wonky music and shows off some of the new features, and that includes wall-running. Great, now I want a full Titanfall-with-goats parody game. Well, there’s always hope for patch 1.2.
- They also got some split-screen multiplayer goat action going
- The Goat Simulator launch trailer was a great parody of the classic Dead Island trailer
- The game’s original trailer was bananas, and we loved every second of it
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