You’d Look Sweet in a Cardigan Knitted for Two
For some couples, simply being together is not enough. They have to share everything: Meals, moments, and even their clothes. For these people, this giant two-person cardigan can provide the warmth of a sweater with the comfort of being close to a loved one. Wonderful in its hidesouness, it makes the Smittens look like useless crap.
The next person I know that invites me to their wedding gets one of these.