Geekolinks: 9/16

1. They were going to make an Austin Powers comic book? (Bleeding Cool)
2. Nintendo will sell a replacement Wii U gamepad if they have to… (Gimme Gimme Games)
3. Why are these characters and celebrities so sad? (Flavorwire)
4. Microsoft’s Surface tablet will cost $300-$700 (Seattle Times)
5. Top-less photos of Kate Middleton on Twitter (The Daily Dot)
6. 26 Beatnik phrases due for a comeback (Mental Floss)
7. Conan O’Brien Plays Resident Evil 6 (Team Coco)

(title pic via Nikkolas Smith)