Geekolinks: 8/28

1. Courtesy of Mediaite, 6 need-to-read stories about the impending attack on Syria. (Mediaite)
2. Director Jean-Pierre Jeunet is less than thrilled at the notion of an Amelie musical (The Mary Sue)
3. At $17 per roll, Hanebisho is the world’s most expensive luxury toilet paper. (Oddity Central)
4. Hermit charged with 1,000 counts of burglary spanning decades pleads not guilty. (Fox News)
5. Painting of Vladmir Putin in women’s underwear removed from Russian gallery (BBC)
6. A Montana teacher who raped his 14-year-old student just got sentenced — to 30 days in prison. (CNN)
7. A foam finger for prostate cancer awareness? That’s some marketing genius right there. (SportsGrid)

(Title pic via Daily Picks and Flicks)