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'You know, we could just BOTH die' Jill: "HA HA HA" "HA HA HA" "Sigh." Rebecca: Lannister family humor, everyone. "You schtupped our sister, hahahaha!"
Wow. He's... big Rebecca: Hafthor Bjornsson ? More like Whole thor Bjornsson. Holy damn . Jill: What kind of mount does a mountain ride anyway? A planet?
Game of Thrones does Waiting for Godot Rebecca: Game of Thrones , high-brow theater version . Jill: Daaaaaamn, Game of Thrones , it's like that?
'Nothing is just nothing' Rebecca: "Li'l nihilist, reporting for duty." Jill: Arya, the dude is bleeding out, cut him some slack.
The return of Biter and Rorge Rebecca: "You look like you could use a hug." Jill: Aww, he likes you!
Arya and the Hound, tag team murder BFFs Rebecca: Stab his heart, I got yo' flower. Jill: I am so upset we didn't get a "Joffrey's dead" happy dance scene.
Walk, walk, fashion baby Jill: Bronn, I think you forgot your dirt at home. Why don't you roll around on the floor a little. Rebecca: Lollys Stokewoth namecheck!
Queen Get Some Jill: I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY CUT AWAY BEFORE THE DEAL WAS SEALED. Rebecca: This needs some mood music .
Melisandre making Selyse as uncomfortable as she possibly can Rebecca: This scene is like if the Pope visited his bishops, stripped down, and started telling bad knock knock jokes. It's amazing. Jill: REBECCA I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE POD.
I just had sex, and it felt so good... Rebecca: Subtle, Daario. Jill: What. A. Jerk.
Reality check from Jorah Mormont Rebecca: "You remember I sold men into slavery that one time? I feel like it's relevant here." Jill: "Yeah but you're JORAH, you're not like those other guys!"
'Tell him you changed my mind' Jill: "Ok, ok, we'll try it your way but if this backfires you're kissing Daario's ass for a month." Rebecca: "Khaleesi <3s me!"
Sandor Clegane's backstory Rebecca: Three cheers for Rory McCann 's acting, everyone. Jill: Arya to herself - "I'm still going to kill him."
Hot Pie!!!! Rebecca: Lines like "Anyone can be killed" are cool and all, but I think I'll have to go with "Don’t get me started on the gravy… you cannot give up on the gravy" as my favorite bit of Game of Thrones dialogue. Jill: Putting down bets for Hot Pie to be head chef in King's Landing by novels end.
Pod's face continues to be a delight Rebecca: Pod, don't make that judgey face at Hot Pie thinking Brienne is a knight, you called her "Ser" like two episodes ago . The minute change in Brienne's facial expression when Hot Pie says she seems like a 'proper lady' Rebecca: A tiny moment, and easy to miss, but one of my favorites. Gwendoline Christie is packing me full of feels with her face. Jill: I will never stop thanking the old gods and the new they cast her on this show.
Direwolf bread Rebecca: Man, Hot Pie has really improved . Jill: Feeeeeeels.
Brienne's 'You were saying?' Jill: "Listen, kid..." Rebecca: Smug Brienne is life.
I volunteer! I volunteer as champion! Rebecca: IIRC in the books Oberyn is the one who planted the idea of trial by combat in Tyrion's head, actively working Tyrion's situation to his advantage instead of just riding on his coattails. It wouldn't have worked in the show—the dramatic effect of Tyrion demanding trial by combat would've been lessened if someone had reminded him he could do it shortly before—but I just want to bring it up because damn, Oberyn, you're awesome. Jill: So freaking triumphant!
Tyrion's reaction to Oberyn's monster speech Rebecca: We need to have a single slide every week that's just "Peter Dinklage 's acting." Jill: Peter Dinklage's Acting™
Obnoxious kids getting slapped, the sequel Rebecca: To be serious for a moment, I actually feel bad for Robin. He's a homicidal psycho kid, yeah, but his incredibly unhinged mother basically kept them both locked up in a castle his whole life with only each other for company. He's what, six? That's a messed up environment for a kid. OK, back to the funnies . Jill: Well said.
Oh Lysa, if only there were someone who loved you Jill: "Byeeeeeeeeeee!" Rebecca: *casually leaves this Tumblr post here*
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It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for Rebecca and Jill to share with you our favorite moments from Game of Thrones , “Mockingjay.” “Mockingbird .” Dammit. The Hunger Games , you have incepted us.
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