On Skimpy Suits of Armor for Women

Vital Information for Your Everyday Life
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Female body armor as portrayed in most comics and movies is, to say the least, impractical. How can one go about kicking serious ass when those booty shorts are giving you a constant wedgie? The last thing you want to worry about when you’re pummeling some bad (or good) guy is some embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, or, you know, a very gory death. And let’s face it, you’d be dead in a second wearing most of these costumes. This recent College Humor video finally shines a light on these vital issues for your every day life. (via Laughing Squid)

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