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Ser Dontos' 'You're Stronger Than You Know.'
Rebecca: Damn straight.
Jill: SANSA WE LOVE YOU!
'Money buys a man’s silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.’
Rebecca: This line was like a creepy Jared's commercial. Though that fits Petyr rather well, actually.
Jill: Oh my god, you're so right. You could see she was tempted to say, "screw it" and swim back to shore after the murder and post-murder pep talk.
Olenna Talking Smack About Joffrey DARING to Get Himself Killed
Rebecca: According to Olenna, Queen of Sass, Margaery's position would've been more secure "if Joffrey had done you the courtesy of consummating the marriage before he died.” What, were they supposed to do it in the pigeon pie? I’m
Jill: Olenna would have held out her skirts to protect Margaery's modesty. Also, loving the House Tyrell mourning attire.
Tywin Giving Tommen the Sex Talk
Rebecca: Why did you cut away?
Jill: Best/worst scene ever? I'd like to know who's actually been talking to Tommen about sex before now. Please let it have been Tyrion.
The Complete and Utter Absence of a Rape Scene
Rebecca: I wish.
Arya and the Hound's Charming Table Manners
Jill: *glub glub*
Get It, Gilly
Rebecca: I'm not sure this episode needed an entire subplot about Sam moving Gilly to Mole's Town so she wouldn't be raped, but these two are so adorable that I can't be
too mad about it.
Jill: Gilly, "Can I at least take these chicken feathers to make my own bed? This one is super gross."
Little Sam is Freakishly Intelligent-Looking for an Infant
Rebecca: I feel like he's judging me. I don't like it.
Jill: "I should ask GRRM if I feature heavily in the next book."
'They Don't Have Enough Men Between Them To Raid a Pantry.'
Rebecca: Stannis, did you just... make a joke?
Jill: I lol'ed.
‘You won’t be a very good Hand if you say the word ‘knight’ and say ‘kuh-NIG-it’
Rebecca: I have no response other than
Jill: Loving her more and more each week. She gives no fucks.
Game of Thrones Sex Ed
Rebecca: We interrupt your regularly scheduled proceedings for a frank discussion about bisexuality, with naked ladies hovering in the background in case anyone gets bored.
Jill: When he was basically like "you couldn't pay me enough to sleep with you" I was worried for his life. Luckily Oberyn is a fun-loving sort of chap and settled for a spanking.
Podrick (Emotional) Payne
slayed me in this scene. He and Athelstan from Vikings need to hang out.
reaction to Pod in this scene.
(Flower crown by
Rebecca: Either we're looking at two sets of identical twins, or the digital artist in charge of creating the crowd scenes for Meereen got a little lazy.
Jill: Maybe Meereen is magic! You walk in the doors, you get a double! In which case, I call dibs on Jorah 2.0.
Rebecca: *"We Could Have Had It All" plays in the background*
Jill: Sad bros are sad.
Yes! Daario's skeevy naked lady knives are here!
I prefer the first cut of this scene.
Daenerys' Collar Strategy
Rebecca: KHALEESI MIC DROP.
Jill: Immediate thought? Is that the guy from
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It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means: It’s time for Jill and Rebecca to share their favorite moments from
Game of Thrones, “Breaker of Chains.” You already know one major thing we (expect a more in-depth post about our thoughts on that tomorrow), but for now let’s focus on the positive. Like Podrick Payne. Adorable son of a gun. didn’t like
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