Someone Dressed as the Monopoly Man Trolls Equifax CEO’s Congressional Hearing Because Bloodsucking Tycoons Have to Stick Together

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/915585035809562625

[ETA: The “Monopoly Man” hero is Public Citizen’s Amanda Werner, who uses they/them pronouns. The article has been updated to reflect that and I apologize for the initial mistake. -VK]

The internet has a new hero today, and it’s the mystery person who attended now-former Equifax CEO Richard Smith’s Congressional hearing dressed as the Monopoly Man, monocle and all. We don’t know you, but we thank you for the gift you have given us.

The Equifax data breach compromised the sensitive information–like social security numbers and birthdates–of up to 145.5 million people, and Smith was brought in to explain exactly how that happened. According to him, it was the fault of one lone IT guy, but even if that’s true and not a blatantly pathetic attempt at scapegoating, no one’s feeling very forgiving towards Smith and his colleagues. Especially not after it was revealed that the company knew about the breach weeks before it was revealed to the public, and that numerous executives sold their stock before the news came out. (They claim they didn’t know about the breach at the time.) And definitely not after the IRS granted Equifax a $7.25 million contract for fraud prevention, EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

https://twitter.com/ggreeneva/status/915305949228879872

At his hearing, Smith was subjected to savage shaming from both sides of the aisle. Republican Rep. Greg Walden said “It’s like the guards at Fort Knox forgot to lock the doors and failed to notice the thieves were emptying the vaults,” and also pointed out how hard this will be to fix because “I don’t think we can pass a law that fixes stupid.”

But the real star of the hearing was the person dressed as the Monopoly man, aka Rich Uncle Pennybags, who positioned themself right behind Smith and listened intently, twirling his moustache and adjusting his monocle.

SCREAMING. A+ troll

h/t @EvanSparks via #equifaxbreach hearing https://t.co/rggknj8hlw pic.twitter.com/3Hawi3RmGh

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) October 4, 2017

Sometimes they seems concerned or even downright shocked by what they’re hearing.

https://twitter.com/Kaitain_FL/status/915599509807419393

Shocked!

Loving it. #equifax pic.twitter.com/pfjfSFzhjr

— Martin Hoffmann (@martinhoffmann) October 4, 2017

The activist group Public Citizen has claimed responsibility for the brilliant idea.

We sent the Monopoly man to the #Equifax hearing to send a message: Forced arbitration gives @Equifax a monopoly over our justice system. pic.twitter.com/6pPtqLNPig

— Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen) October 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/915615401618309121

It does make sense that Pennybags would be here, supporting his friend in his time of need. Those opportunistic, bloodsucking tycoons have to stick together.

(via Twitter, image: screengrab)

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