Dorkly Calls These Mutant Powers “Mildly Convenient,” But We Still Want All Of Them
VERY, Dorkly. The word you're looking for is VERY.
Superpowers are sort of a mixed bag; for every mutant who can summon the incredible power of lightning and thunder at her command, there’s another one who can melt toasters. I think I speak for the whole Mary Sue team when I say that if we had literally any of these powers, though, they would make our lives so much better. Especially that last one. Oh, man.