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Dorkly Reminds Us Why Hufflepuff Is Puffin’ Awesome

Not that I needed a reminder. 'Puff Pride!

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Dorkly asks: What would Harry Potter’s life have been like if he’d been sorted into the other Hogwarts (and one non-Hogwarts) houses? Aside from having a lot more tonsil hockey. Draco.

Also, because it’s a holiday weekend where not much is happening, and I’m curious: What Hogwarts houses do you guys belong to? Can be self-identified or Pottermore, I don’t care. As you may be able to guess from the headline, I’m Hufflepuff—or, as I saw it described on Tumblr one time, “the world’s friendliest mafia.” HONEY BADGER DON’T CARE.

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