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Disney BLAM! Reaches Its Inevitable, Horrible Conclusion

If you’re not familiar with it, The Disney Channel’s BLAM! is a horrible show wherein Disney ruins classic cartoons by inserting an “xtreme” commenter who says that things are “bo-ooring,” throwing the word BLAM! onscreen whenever a character is subjected to slapstick violence, and randomly rewinding cartoons so you can see the same slapstick violence in slow motion. (The so-called “BLAM!-cam.”)

MaltBlisneyPresents has taken the BLAM! trend to its logical conclusion by BLAM!ming up the more poignant moments in Pixar’s Up. Apparently, many YouTube viewers weren’t even aware this was a parody.

Proof that this is actually a real thing that children are being subjected to:

(via TDW)

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