Chris Evans … why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? Is anyone else as obsessed with this new civil war that Evans has started? Anyone? Captain Dorito himself has spoken, and we have to honor his choices.
Someone asked the internet to rank a box of chips, and Chris Evans, official Dorito, proudly stated his opinions and gave us the definitive ranking of chips, but clearly, that wasn’t okay by the internet (particularly celebrities who have opinions differing).
What is it with Evans and his ability to cause a war? (I love making Civil War jokes and no one can stop me!) Everyone seemed to have a problem with
The correct answer is:
1. Cool ranch
3. Nacho cheese Doritos
5. BBQ lays
6. Original lays
I will not be taking questions. https://t.co/keSJ23IhRN
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) March 11, 2019
There were a lot of celebrities who also agreed with Evans.
1. Cool Ranch
3. regular ritos
4. BBQ Lays
6. regular ass Lays
but on the real? Migos Rap Snacks>>>>>>>> all of that https://t.co/gBo46W2hmX
— Questlove (In E flat) (@questlove) March 11, 2019
I see no fault in this logic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— COLIN DONNELL (@colindonnell) March 11, 2019
This is the closest I’ve seen so far without going over. pic.twitter.com/hmzPJbOXHZ
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) March 11, 2019
But as everyone began to find the tweet about chips, the war raged on. Celebrities chose their side, and slowly but surely, we all saw where everyone and their chip preferences lie.
Fight me 😤 https://t.co/KwwxaasKMX
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) March 11, 2019
1. chili fritos
3. nacho cheese doritos
4. o.g. fritos
5. funyuns (not listed)
6. cool ranch d’s
don’t waste calories on the rest https://t.co/FEXLJhuZmG
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) March 11, 2019
Who knew the cast of Boy Meets World had such vastly different taste in chips?
Flip #1 and #3 and this is the correct ranking. https://t.co/xJeM2QMpE8
— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) March 11, 2019
You (and Captain America) are incorrect. The right answer is obviously:
3. Nacho Cheese Doritos
4. Original Lays
5. Cool Ranch
6. BBQ Lays
Thank you for playing. #ItsTheBackYardDebateAllOverAgain
— Will Friedle (@willfriedle) March 12, 2019
Even Octavia Spencer had a problem with Evans’ list, but he had to speak his truth.
Look, this wasn’t easy for me. But the bottom line is, I can put in more work on a bag of cool ranch than any other chip. Let’s just acknowledge their dominance and move on. I really don’t want this to affect our friendship. https://t.co/A3j7kmvCMa
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) March 12, 2019
And then, there was Perez.
The correct order is…
3) Cool Ranch.
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) March 11, 2019
Who likes Fritos the best? What is that choice? Either way, Captain Dorito has spoken, and you may disagree with his list, but he’s right: Cool Ranch is the best. GOOD DAY.
(image: Marvel Entertainment)
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