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Chris Evans Started a Celebrity Civil War Over … Chips


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Chris Evans … why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? Is anyone else as obsessed with this new civil war that Evans has started? Anyone? Captain Dorito himself has spoken, and we have to honor his choices.

Someone asked the internet to rank a box of chips, and Chris Evans, official Dorito, proudly stated his opinions and gave us the definitive ranking of chips, but clearly, that wasn’t okay by the internet (particularly celebrities who have opinions differing).

What is it with Evans and his ability to cause a war? (I love making Civil War jokes and no one can stop me!) Everyone seemed to have a problem with

There were a lot of celebrities who also agreed with Evans.

But as everyone began to find the tweet about chips, the war raged on. Celebrities chose their side, and slowly but surely, we all saw where everyone and their chip preferences lie.

Who knew the cast of Boy Meets World had such vastly different taste in chips?

Even Octavia Spencer had a problem with Evans’ list, but he had to speak his truth.

And then, there was Perez.

Who likes Fritos the best? What is that choice? Either way, Captain Dorito has spoken, and you may disagree with his list, but he’s right: Cool Ranch is the best. GOOD DAY.

(image: Marvel Entertainment)

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