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Things We Saw Today: Choose Your Own Jane Austen Adventure in This Hilarious Twitter Thread

Plus Batman, Steve Urkel, and more!

jennifer ehle and colin firth in BBC's Pride and Prejudice.

The hilarious women behind the popular Twitter @Drunk_Austen (which includes a blog and a podcast for all your port wine and corsetry needs) have posted an epic game thread that is guaranteed to entertain any die-hard Austen fan. The game is simple, and based off of the life mission of Mrs. Bennet. Like Mrs. Bennet, you must marry off your five daughters, provided that the prospective spouses aren’t A) despised or B) poor:

The thread then spins off to all the different possibilities your daughters could encounter on the way to wedded bliss:

The thread delves into the myriad options that Austen heroines had for securing a husband or falling from social grace. Even the most seemingly benign options can carry grave consequences. A trip to Bath with a friend could lead to a disgraceful elopement.

A horseback ride in the rain could lead to a life-threatening bout of illness. Do you fetch her yourself or send your next oldest daughter? Do you apply leeches or cold compresses? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

If you’re an Austen nerd you’ll no doubt pick up all the references, and if you’re lucky enough you’ll end up with one of the winning endings. Here’s our favorite:

Well done, Drunk Austen. We’ll see you all at Netherfield.

(via Twitter, image: BBC)

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