China Re-Discovers Corsets! [Video]

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So, this is nothing new. Except for the extreme excitement! With the yank of a string, you too can stop making frowny faces over your boobs having the nerve to not merge and become one cleavagey mound! Just a quick pull and ZOOM! You too, can experience a wonderful sheen of sweat trapped between your smushed up body parts! ¬†Instant ass-on-chest! Because that is beauty! “Poor girl, with her dowdy collared shirt. Here’s a tissue to stuff under it! It will shame the fat out of your stomach and into your boobs, like a cross between a toothpaste tube and a butterfly!”

Well that’s five minutes of your life you won’t get back in hurry.

(BuzzFeed via The Hairpin)

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